In the galaxy Surrounded By martians

Scorpio,20 my name is Terry.
green, octopus, pinups,420, foodnetwork,
get at me bro

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

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lana-michelle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

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lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

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